Listening to: Kpop

Favorite Song(s) ATM:

unforgettable - french montana ft. swae lee

theawkwardpincushion:

napoleonchingon:

The second best pun I’ve ever encountered in the wild was when I was walking down the street in a “hip” part of Seattle and saw a couple of Budweiser cans thrown into a bush. And I said to a random stranger walking nearby “damn, the local beer harvest is really poor this year”. And the random stranger responded “give it time, they’re only buds”.

why is this the second what the fuck could top that

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