Listening to: Kpop

Favorite Song(s) ATM:

unforgettable - french montana ft. swae lee

the future

anovelimagination:

baracknobama:

[white house phone rings]

blue ivy: hello?

secret service member: miss president, dr. west is on the phone.

blue ivy: well put her on, I told you she has clearance

north west: hey blue

blue ivy: hello north, how did your last neuro molecular surgery go?

north: good, good, how’s dismantling capitalism with your unique and inventive system of government that the country unanimously agrees on going?

blue: ok, im kind of tired though. are you going to fashion week?

north: i can’t, we have to administer the anti aging serum that’s keeping nicki minaj alive forever

blue: oh yeah. is her house really made entirely of her melted down platinum records?

north: that’s classified but yes.

This is the future the liberals want

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